Every time I go to Ebay, I feel like the (usually blonde, sometimes Aggie, but you can pretty much understand that what I mean is that the joke is pointed at a group of people who are supposed to be stereotypically stupid, not that I am saying that these groups are necessarily stupid, just that that's how the jokes work) person in the joke, feeding dollars into the vending machine and dancing.
Asked what I'm doing: Duh! Winning!