Y'know why Nazis are from Germany and French Roast Coffee is from France?
Germany got first pick.


I mean, c'mon! It's burnt coffee that, when brewed, smells exactly like burning plastic. I think it's behind much of the French's froo-froo image. You can't drink this crap without diluting 2:1 with cream and sugar to cover the FlaminGIJoe(tm) flavor. It doesn't even have a high caffein content. It' just regular coffee that you burn instead of cooking for the right amount of time.