I hate spam. It's fucking obnoxious because there's nobody to throttle over it. You can't report them to anybody, because their email addresses are fake (unless you know how to get scuzzixxxbigdixxx@szxcxx.yzzzxx, for example, as your address), and there's no way to get off of the list. Sure, they put the requisite "to unsubscribe" bit at the bottom, but it involves replying to a fake address. Fuckin hell.