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A customer in need of Max'd Stationery snuck behind the robot, snatched a pad of paper, and dashed quickly away. Said customer was away and gone before the robot could react, but it was aware of the intrusion.
"Defective Cat! Deploy Massage Swedes, Grammatically Recombine defective Smithy?" The robot turned in tight circles on its wheels.